Chauncey DePew, a Kansas attorney, harassed not one, but five assistants in just two years. He claims the medicine he was taking for low testosterone made him do it.
In addition to the meds-made-me-do-it defense, Chauncey said that,”he didn’t view his behavior as wrong because he was friends with most of the women he was accused of harassing and was only joking around.”
He does criminal defense, and I really think there is something about criminal law that makes a man crave anal. Chauncey asked one of the assistants if he could “lick her butt.”
Friends don’t ask friends to lick their asses, Chauncey. The court didn’t go for either excuse and suspended him for a year.