No Whining, Please

Why was that comment censored? That is pretty weak JJL, I have to wonder what other comments you refuse to publish. Hopefully you at least publish this one and explain the comment policy.

First of all, it’s JJD not JJL. Your comment was censored because I found it both offensive and stupid. I’ve posted my policy on comments before, but here it is again for the whiner reader who wrote in.

Please note that I moderate comments. Posts insulting me or other posters are not going up. Ridiculous and off subject comments are never welcome here. If I post a pro law school comment, it is only so I can bitch slap you after it goes up. Please proceed with caution when trying to post.

Rule 10b-5: Employment of Manipulative and Deceptive Practices

Adam Smith wrote an interesting article, Rule 10b-5 and Law Schools, where he points out that while law schools need to change, they probably won’t due to one dirty word: tenure.

The article explains that even reducing time in law school from 3 years to 2 years would require laying off 33% of law school faculty and that’s going to happen any time soon thanks to tenure.

He notes the vicious cycle that law schools are all a part of:

Permit me to digress into the annual release of the US News law school rankings…I know that one quite important ingredient is total spending per student. The more a law school spends the better for its ranking. Since law schools tend to lack any meaningful endowments, the only way to raise the more-money you want to spend to goose your rankings is to raise tuition. So here we have the terrible bargain that many schools struck during the boom years:
• They could attempt to raise their US News ranking
• By spending more per student
• Funded by tuition increases
• Leaving graduates with more and more student loan debt
• Which was OK so long as jobs were plentiful at BigLaw starting at salaries of $160,000.

Smith proposes that law school deans should, “subscribe to what I’ll call the “10b-5 Oath.” He explains that under Rule 10b-5: Employment of Manipulative and Deceptive Practices we should:

Focus on clause (b), prohibiting (let’s read it a bit broadly, folks) people from selling things by mis-stating a material fact or omitting a material fact necessary in order to make the statements made, in the light of the circumstances under which they were made, not misleading.

He thinks law schools must be required to disclose honest employment data and 1L attrition rates in addtion to average student debt load at graduation. Of course law schools should provide that information; they don’t because no one would go to law school if they did.

I’ll go a step further: In addition to more information, the law schools should have to reimburse tuition for those students who graduate and cannot find jobs in the legal profession one year after graduation.

Job Opening For Newly Admitted Attorney

This must be one of those great jobs the law schools are always talking about. Ad today on NY Craigslist:

NY Newly admitted Atty For Ct Appearnces and Motion Practice Part time (TriBeCa)
Small general practice Firm with emphasis on plaintiff’s personal injury and civil rights near City Hall is seeking NY admitted attorney(s) part time for research legal writing, to appear in court for conferences, and for motion practice.
Excellent opportunity to gain experience and learn the practice of law.
Please send resume.
Thank you.

Burn, Baby, Burn

Talk about burning your bridges! An attorney in Virginia was charged with setting a fire at her former law firm in 2007 and again in 2008.

Ashely Shreve, an attorney and graduate of West Virginia University College of Law, was charged with second-degree arson and attempted arson in West Virginia. She started the blaze by torching a box of legal documents in her assistant’s office, as well as a burning wad of tissue in the bathroom.

She also sent in two bomb threats to the law office and one to an insurance company. DNA did her in the police found her DNA on an envelope that she used to send in the threats.

I think I understand how people can snap and do crazy things like this. What if one day that voice that says, you’ll regret it, don’t do it, doesn’t kick in when a jerk on a bicycle almost runs into you and you push him off in a moment of insanity? What if you just have had enough crap and you can’t take it anymore? I think this is something we’re going to see more and more of as more people are left without employment and hope.

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