Law Schools Rankings Malpractice?

Did he even have to ask? The Taxprof blog is asking if law schools committed rankings malpractice by not reporting their employment statistics for nine months after graduation. Everything a law school does is suspect if you ask me. He explains:

As U.S. News rankings aficionados know, the methodology used in the 2011 U.S. News Law School Rankings gives 18% weight to employment statistics: 14% to the percentage of the Class of 2008 employed nine months after graduation (which is reported to the ABA as well), and 4% to the percentage of the class employed at graduation (which is not reported to the ABA).

74 schools did not supply U.S. News with the percentage of the class employed at graduation. Well, that’s about as shocking as finding out it’s easy for George Clooney to get laid.

The 74 nonreporting schools presumably had an employed at graduation number more than 30 percentage points below their employed at nine months number and thus benefited in the rankings by not reporting their employed at graduation number to U.S. News.

Oh yes, they benefit by not reporting their employment numbers to U.S. News. Prospective students read that, do you think the schools want to advertise that none of their graduates find work after shelling out over $100,000? Not so much.

Attorney Gets Jail For Stealing

Jessica Miller, a Florida attorney, was disbarred for stealing $70,000 from her clients. The judge tried to give her some helpful advice for her sentencing: “It really goes a long way in these types of cases to have some money at sentencing.” She didn’t take the advice; instead she had a garage sale and came up with a measly $250.

The judge wasn’t impressed with her fund raising skills and gave her 4 ½ years in jail plus 10 years of probation.

Miller and her paralegal took the money from clients’ trust funds and billed them for work that they didn’t do. They used the money for shopping sprees and meals. The clients were paid back from a special fund from the Florida Bar, but now Miller and the paralegal have to pay back the fund.

Miller apologized for harming the reputation of the legal profession:

“I am deeply apologetic to the court, to the profession as well as my former colleagues for this entire issue, situation, whatever you want to call it,” Miller said. “I’m very, very sorry for the publicity this has brought on the profession.”I had a responsibility to protect my clients … and I failed to do so.”

I think she should be more concerned with her own reputation than that of the legal profession. Not for stealing and billing extra,(clients seem to expect that) but for only coming up with $250 and bringing it to court. Pathetic. Better to have not brought anything. Too bad the criminal below is in England, they could have hooked up in prison and done stupid things together.

MSU Pays Students To Praise It

Michigan State is paying its law students $250 to post two positive comments per month on a new school blog to persuade applicants about the benefits of going to law school there.

Hey, Michigan, I’ll write something positive for $200, but only because I’m about to be evicted from my apartment.

The school’s director of marketing and communications came up with this asinine brilliant idea. Here’s the problem genius marketing idiot guru: this story is all over the internet now. No one will believe the posts, not when everyone knows that you pay students to write positive things. When you pay someone to say positive things, that’s called advertising. Cheap false advertising, but still advertising. It’s like paying a whore, it’s sex, not love, no matter how much she moans and pretends to enjoy it while she’s doing it.

Could this mean that the scam bloggers are getting through to OLs stubborn little brains that law school is a waste of time and money for at least the next ten years? Could the law schools be finally taking notice that their scam is almost up?

Cold Hearted CNN Snake

What a prick! Jeffrey Toobin, the fugly CNN reporter, asked his girlfriend to have an abortion when she told him she was pregnant. Casey Greenfield, a gorgeous attorney who could find a much better guy, (any guy would be better than Toobin) sued the pompous prick for child support a few months ago.

According to the Daily News, when Casey refused to have an abortion the cold hearted bastard told her that, “she was going to regret it, that she shouldn’t expect any help from him.” What is with successful men? Do they sell their souls to be successful? Or does one have to be a callous prick to get anywhere in the world today?

The man also seems to think he’s above obeying court orders. After a Manhattan Family judge ordered Toobin to pay child support, he refused to pay the full amount. Greenfield’s lawyer had to threaten to garnish his wages.

Hey Toobin, I don’t know you, but on behalf of women everywhere who have dated a cold hearted snake: go fuck yourself.

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